He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.
by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt
by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018

"Bro, I saw Carla walking like an Egyptian this morning, you dunk your biscuit in her after the party?" "Dude, I totally double dunked my biscuit in that. Girl loves a Hobnob"
by anonymous October 16, 2020

She reached into the oven to grab a pan and forgot the oven mitt, she screamed “ son of a biscuit maker ”.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
You have a terrible morning and yell “son of a biscuit maker” what did I do to deserve this.
“Son of a biscuit maker” yelled the drunk as he fell down the stairs.
by Annasillyandsweet November 2, 2020

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017
