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by Gay faggots March 12, 2022
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Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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Atomic Cow

I went to the bathroom and sprayed out an atomic cow.
by volcano.man August 3, 2021
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Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum
by Defineray February 27, 2024
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cow-orker

A fellow scientist. Cow-orkers are normally seen observing vollatile radoactive isatopes with hasty. Unfortunately, their job often ends with them being blowed to smitheroons
Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant what are you working on
by SMTElitist July 18, 2023
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cow

a animal used for meat/leather/milk.

P.S. If your here to explode this website with horny definitions then please hit your self in the head
person one: hey guess what?
person two :yeah
person one: GUESS WHAT THE WORD COW MEANS
person two: is it a way to fuck someone
person one : NO YOU DIRTY MINDED BITCH IT IS A ANIMAL YOU FUCKING RETARD
by MOHZTHEG January 20, 2023
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Milking the Cow

The act of jerking off four guys at once.
I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".
by Winnie The Dump April 21, 2017
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