Stonedly 

stohnd-lee

To feel both stoned and lonely (for a specific person, for company, for a stoner bud, for your cat, etc).

Adverb
1. After smoking a bowl alone, Lily stonedly watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
2. Dave sat staring stonedly at the other couples at the party, missing his partner.

Adjective
1. "How are you feeling, man?" "Pretty stonedly, that's why I called you."

2. "I shouldn't have gotten high alone, man. I'm so stonedly I'm considering calling a hooker!" "Stop calling me at work, Paul".

Stonedly by Cowtocracy September 22, 2016

Stoneder 

When you are already stoned and you want to get stoneder.

"Yo, haydn, are you stoned?"
"yup, what about you."
"yeah, but i could be stoneder."
"wtf did you just say?"
"ill explain it on urban dictionary so you can read it."
"ight nigga, give me the blunt."

Stoneder by mal but better November 18, 2019

Stoneder 

To be more stoned than someone else.

My buds were better than your's, dude...I'm way stoneder than you.

Stoneder by KINGOFKUNT November 2, 2020

Stonedifried 

When smoking weed you are beyond stoned and beyond fried; a new level of being high when smoking weed/pot/marijuana

The name of a Jeep in East Tennessee

Bro I smoked so much weed I was Stonedifried

Did you see Stonedifried at Jeep Invasion?

Stonedifried by STONEDIFRIED September 20, 2022

stonebrook 

a 6 ft boy with hair of a god and blue eyes and size 9 feet

look at the boy he is so stonebrook

stonebrook by stonebrook January 11, 2009

Stonads 

Gonads that have gone solid from under-use.

Lifelong Celibate Isaac Newton invented the popular toy the newtons cradle from the sight of his stonads clanging together in the wind.

Stonads by Fizzypidgen February 14, 2010

Stoner's Lap 

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.

Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.

Stoner's Lap by JollySmoker July 26, 2010