spitnasstic

- Repulsive or offensive; objectionable, adjective means offensive to the sense of sight.
unprepossessing

that chick is spitnasstic. (spit in your ass ugly)

by Shady Milkman December 8, 2003

Spitting mud

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

by mingus6912, jester January 17, 2009

Spitting Cobra

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

by Papa Loud May 4, 2014

Spitten mitten

The spitten mitten is the ingenious idea of making a life like blow up doll of your best friend and making millions off of your friends perfect image

Did you see the hottest new blow up doll? Oh, you mean the spitten mitten!!!

by Quickthetank November 18, 2014

spite baby

When a women has a secret affair and gets pregnant by another man who is not her husband or boyfriend and does not tell them and lets them think it's theirs... word and definition provided Lisa Davis

John that's not your kid , it's a spite baby .. ... Sue never told you she was running around behind your back

by Jimmy Big Love August 14, 2017

Spitfire

A female pony in My little Pony Friendship is Magic and also th commander for the aerobatic team, Wonderbolts.

SHE'S A MUTHA FACKA HOT GIRL AND YA CANNIT MESS WITH THIS MUTHA FACKA SPITFIRE

Oh and also it means a person with fierce temper

SPITFIRE IS A COOL GURL YOU MUTHA FACKA NOOBIE!!

Ya can never mess with a Spitfire

by MLPBronyAppleDash June 10, 2019

Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019