Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.

Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.

by Jermeiser October 6, 2016

Clingy Saniliner

When the sanitary toilet seat liner sticks to your butt as you get up from the toilet seat.

"That clingy saniliner irritated the crap out of me."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.

"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 24, 2016

Scamming Sailors

A famous Tripfag on 4chan, mostly visiting /OPGG/. Known for his Blackbeard posting and baiting underage kids falling for his "It's okay If I cheat" bait.

Scamming Sailors !Scam/X6css
>I hate cheaters they are the scum and should quit the game, it's only okay If I do it.

by JewJulie November 28, 2016

clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.

Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.

by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017

cum sailed

A woman that gives a blowjob to everyone in the room all in a line.

Bitch, you totaly cum sailed that party the other night!

by Yermum69n July 13, 2017