When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”
A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
Get the Mongolian Surprise Eggmug. She is surprise pickling his nuts for years until they become pickled eggs.
(see definition: pickled eggs)
(see definition: pickled eggs)
by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025
Get the Surprise Picklingmug. An adjective for the word surprise.
by surprisativedude December 20, 2010
Get the surprisativemug. by northernjizz6669 December 13, 2021
Get the Kinder Surprisemug. by Lamasisful July 19, 2023
Get the Mexican triple surprisemug. Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
Get the Schmegma surprisemug. When you're going down on a girl and she's just about to pop when POW you surprise her with the stinkfinger.
by Dick Jickman Jr. October 11, 2025
Get the Stinkfinger Surprisemug.