Stoneder

When you are already stoned and you want to get stoneder.

"Yo, haydn, are you stoned?"
"yup, what about you."
"yeah, but i could be stoneder."
"wtf did you just say?"
"ill explain it on urban dictionary so you can read it."
"ight nigga, give me the blunt."

by mal but better November 18, 2019

Stoneder

To be more stoned than someone else.

My buds were better than your's, dude...I'm way stoneder than you.

by KINGOFKUNT November 2, 2020

Stonedifried

When smoking weed you are beyond stoned and beyond fried; a new level of being high when smoking weed/pot/marijuana

The name of a Jeep in East Tennessee

Bro I smoked so much weed I was Stonedifried

Did you see Stonedifried at Jeep Invasion?

by STONEDIFRIED September 20, 2022

stonebrook

a 6 ft boy with hair of a god and blue eyes and size 9 feet

look at the boy he is so stonebrook

by stonebrook January 11, 2009

Stonads

Gonads that have gone solid from under-use.

Lifelong Celibate Isaac Newton invented the popular toy the newtons cradle from the sight of his stonads clanging together in the wind.

by Fizzypidgen February 14, 2010

Stoner's Lap

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.

Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.

by JollySmoker July 26, 2010

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010