by DM Ghee July 03, 2021
When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer March 22, 2011
(man 1 slapping large ice pack back & forth to make sloshy noise) says aloud: "hey guys, what does this sound like!?"
Man 2 quickly answers: "sounds like me pumping thighs!"
Man 2 quickly answers: "sounds like me pumping thighs!"
by tiffnah July 13, 2020
by Ayami February 17, 2018
Slang for a speedo or other snug fitting bathing suit. Probably a derivative of plum smuggler but with alternative connotations suggestive of snuggling one's pump
by arturobelano May 21, 2010
by real_mrbreast April 13, 2025
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