Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

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Pee Da Pee

The act of to lesbians rubbing their clits together to achive an orgasm.

Hetero guy: How do to girls have sex?

Lesbian:Oh good question we just pee da pee.

Hetero guy: Oh ok I didn't know thanks.

Lesbian:No problem.

by Dirty Drea February 25, 2018

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One who smokes pee pees

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comes out of the urethra and is normally a light yellow or even clear colour. can be very dark if the person is dehydrated or has a medical condition.

Kat pees a lot. Maybe she's drinking lots of water?

by hawu March 14, 2018

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