Poo Willy

Sticking your index finger into your asshole and getting as much shit on it as possible, then going up to your friend and sticking the shit finger into their mouth.

POO WILLY

by mrpoowilly March 4, 2011

Poo Burn

The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.

There are 2 main causes:

1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.

2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.

Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.

Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "

Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"

by Poo Burn November 11, 2011

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

deja poo

A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.

"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"

by Davey J. Smith January 11, 2008

The poo poo pee pee man

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.

Oh No, the poo poo pee pee man is coming after us!

by Ardi Tardi August 29, 2020

Poo money

Simple formula: hourly pay multiplied by how long you can spend in the toilet.

This week I earned £42 in poo money

by dropin March 9, 2010

coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.

"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"

by 6-Street September 6, 2008