Suicide Shoe

It was a shoe on the sidewalk. Nobody wanted it. It killed itself. Its now floating in the river.

Oh hey look, theres a suicide shoe in the river.

by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025

Shoes

Why are u looking up shoes on an dictionary go to the nike store!!!

I'm going shopping for some new shoes

by Jrgshabeus October 15, 2019

Poop Shoes

Slang for hi-top shoes.

Ayyy, man got the poop shoes on.

by wkgrah January 5, 2022

paper shoe

A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?

hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?

by Mada Mada June 27, 2017

Goody Two Shoes

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Make sure they get your good side, good side
You know we're going to set them, set them
So everyone can take note, take note
When they saw you kneeling
Crying words that you mean
Opening their eyeballs, eyeballs
Pretending that you're, Al Green
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
No one's gonna tell me
What's wrong and what's right
Or tell me who to eat with, sleep with
Or that I've won the big fight, big fight
Look out or they'll tell you
You're a "Superstar"
Two weeks and you're an all-time legend
I think the games have gone much too far
If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside
We don't follow fashion
That'd be a joke

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside
'Cause I don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
Must be something inside

Goody Two Shoes

by Death Menace March 28, 2023

cheezburger shoes

a ongoing roblox meme that wont fucking die

an i have cheezburger shoes

by Leon_dictionary February 3, 2021

shoe flop

1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.

2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.

"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."

"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."

by Michael Burton April 19, 2008