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Dating

The act of inserting many dates into the rectum.
I'm not eating those, Josh was dating last night.
by AlsoSteve November 3, 2020
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Dating

Me
Emma and I are dating
by frogonflower November 6, 2020
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shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.
They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.
by DragonWrider October 3, 2020
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Date Stick

It's basically a dildo, because it's a stick to replace an actual dick of your date.
"My BF is busy so I gotta use the Date Stick again..."
by kadeka October 5, 2020
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Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th
"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"
by anonymous October 17, 2020
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second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
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Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012
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