chip to dip ratio

That perfect amount of dip (salsa, hummus, etc.) to a chip leaving one with no extra dip or chips extremely rare

Guy 1: Holy crap I got the perfect chip to dip ratio
Guy 2: Are you some type of wizard or something

by LeChaz November 11, 2013

Double dip rule

When partaking in a gangbang with multiple gents & only one female, the double dip rule governs that the person to spearhead the campaign must also go last after everyone else has had their turn.

On arriving at the gangbang gary enthusiastically stated "IM FIRST!!"
Kenneth immediately pointed out the double dip rule "if you go first you have to go last aswell, double dip rule... Its gangbang etiquette"

by Amastra November 30, 2013

Dwight Howard dip

when your balls are covered in shit and you sit on a girls nostrils, and she breathes it in.

i gave her a dwight howard dip yesterday!

by geingiansdianw July 16, 2015

Double-Dip of Disgusting

When you date someone who has an ugly face and a terrible body.

"Your girlfriend is neither hot nor does she have a good body. You've got a double-dip of disgusting and I feel sorry for you."

by Dewey IV February 26, 2011

Hydro-French dip

When you shove a gun up your cock so hard that cum starts to fly into the barrel, so then you shoot the cum up your ass.

Jon was just doing the Hydro-French dip competition yesterday.

by MRblyat1 September 29, 2019

one nip dip

V. Exposing one's nipple silently and immediately leaving an event, occasion, or situation.

N. The silent exposure of a singular nipple before immediately leaving an event, occasion, or situation.

V. I one nip dipped my boss today after telling them that I quit.

N. When my OKC date was going sour, I gave them the old "one nip dip".

by honeywitch June 6, 2017

Double Dipped Dumbass

Someone who is not satisfied being merely stupid, but doubles down on it. To do two stupid things in a row.

"Did you hear about that double dipped dumbass in Florida that filmed himself driving like an idiot, causes a four-car pileup, gets injured, and while in the hospital posts the video, which the police use to arrest him?"

by word burgler May 8, 2018