angry muffin

paddler with a vicious tendency for splashing and flexing.

"This paddler has good technique but wicked splash. He must be an angry muffin"

by paddler August 4, 2006

muffin-slave

a male slave of sex.

I have a muffin-slave for every night of the week.

by miles_by_far September 20, 2007

horse muffin

1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.

Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.

by Slash Jackson January 6, 2009

Muffin in the Oven

To let loose flatulence while two partners are sleeping together in the same bed.

His "muffin in the oven' was horrifying his spouse!

by The Broken Saint January 1, 2011

Cheese Muffin

A Cheese muffin is something absurd and really nasty

Bobby: Sarah stands on the corner giving out free cheese muffins
Billy: EWW that's nasty

by Bobby Beans March 26, 2009

bloody muffin

When a guy is all up in that pussy and the girls cherry pops. The guy relizes the cherry poped and he gets a muffin to soak up all the blood. Then when all the blood is soaked up the girl eats it!!!

PJ poped the cherry and made her eat that bloody muffin.

by Peejizz O'Shit August 22, 2007

Muffin man

When a bitch comes up in a club and slaps or takes your baked goods

Dang i was up in the sizzler last night and that muffin man took my crescent roll!

by Oglockk April 21, 2009