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Michael Richards

You know who he is. If not, you're either living under a rock, stupid, or didn't live through the '90s.

Due to his recent display of 'hateful' douchebaggery at L.A.'s Laugh Factory, he's been branded as a racist prick, Grand Wizard of the KKK, the second coming of Hitler, etc. I don't think he's racist. An insecure loser who deserves public ridicule, yes. He probably just felt trapped at the moment so he came out swinging with whatever he had.

Racial slurs are the lamest kind of insults. They don't attack the guy's personality, looks, or intelligence (all of the easy targets); they just attack his race. If calling a punk heckler the n-word is the only way you can stand up to him, you obviously lack the sharp wit for this line of work.
My friend called Michael Richards a hateful racist, but I knew he was just a has-been actor who couldn't even insult someone correctly.
by snogolontz August 25, 2008
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michael

Michael is a common name for a man of African ancestory. He doesn't know the purpose behind this sites legitimacy. But he shares British ancestry with the founder of the very website. He thinks the website is inherently racist and gives racists the anonymity to be potentially the most annoying group of internet hawks on the planet. He believes firmly in the freedom of speech and will probably go to jail for driving 80 or 1 miles an hour on the highway. He is the guy you are trashing whilst he outworks you. He believes all Katie's have funny looks now and thinks it's hilarious that the various ethnic clicks that surround him beset of strides the doctor blamed him for the killing of Kennedy to which he says it was definitely his fault because he was in with the mob and did call the shots before he was born. He takes full responsibility for Kennedy who decided to "liberate Vietnam". He is a skilled writer with political ambition. He does not want to marry abby nor Katie because they are both unhealthy relationships. He smokes and drinks because everyone can't keep their mouths shut about him and they like to talk about him everyday from 10:30-11:00 in the am.
Do you think Michael will be better than Kennedy?
Probably, he's taken shits before
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michael

A twinky boi with a stanky foot.
Kylee and Raven looked at a total Michael.
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Michael Phelps

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.
by C6 & C2 October 12, 2008
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Michael Phelps

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.
by David Swayze October 17, 2008
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Michael Kors

Clothing designer. Also known as "best designer ever," Michael hosts the show "Project Runway."
Did you see Michael Kors new apparel collection?
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Michael Jordan

by NycBull3tz April 8, 2009
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