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Blaze and the Monster Machines

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).
person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!
by Ganglysteam June 11, 2017
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boggy creek monster

a ugly vagina with huge flapping lips and a hairy unshaven pubic area..normally linked with a rather obtrusive odor
Damn dude, why didn't you tell me that Gina was a boggy creek monster? Her pussy lips looked like two slices of two week old roast beef, and the hair I swear to god it was braided. and the smell well i've smelt fish markets that smelt better.
by bama3207 January 11, 2009
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Monster Energy addict

Monster Energy addict (adj) 1. Nick Harman 2. Someone who is completely and undeniably addicted to the Monster Energy drink
Nick Harman is a ''Monster Energy addict!
by monsterenergy July 10, 2010
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Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
by Mr Marky November 30, 2007
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Midwest Fog Monster

It is so crowded in here that no one knows where the midwest fog monster can from.
by McSaltyMJ March 20, 2010
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Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.
Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)
by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009
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Monster Meal Grindset

Adopting the beliefs of the FBG$ movement whilst bulking upon monster meals. Prioritizing the gym, getting gains, and money over women.
Women: “Want to go on date?”

Man: “No thanks, I have a monster meal grindset. I will be at the gym and getting money, and even then I only choose to consume monster meals.”
by Zander Harp December 14, 2021
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