matthew bell

A really really really fat fat man who lives in Felling Gateshead and very British

He is so matthew bell!

by GameSquash43299 December 30, 2023

Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021

Matthew

Dumb and not a friendlyperson

Matthew is dumb

by Jack dumb heart September 25, 2020

matthew rodden

Cool guy sense of humor loves Netflix

"Lemme get yo number Matthew Rodden"

by TrumpHasSmallHands November 29, 2016

Matthew

A sad tall man who has far apart eyes

I'm a Matthew

by Nig Cheese April 6, 2020

chronnie matthews

A synonym for smokeing Marijuana, to be used around authority figures to avoid detection.

you want to go hang out with chronnie matthews after work?

i hung out with chronnie matthews after school yesterday

by thelittlemewese August 31, 2008

Aaron Matthew

Indian with a monstrous glizzy

Stay away from Aaron Matthew he has a monstrous glizzy

by Chsndjsj November 28, 2021