by Patrolling the Mojave November 25, 2021

by ihateevery1tbh November 2, 2022

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.
Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.
Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.
He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.
Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson September 24, 2011

If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.
Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .
by Akksmdmdkdkjejajskdmjcjckskaks November 30, 2018

Noun; a guy who is well-liked and pretty neat. Often is interesting and tells funny jokes, and is usually successful. Luke Roring will most likely be in charge of many groups and activities. Just a pretty quality person.
Josh: Yo, Luke Roring is in charge of a ton of things and lots of people like him cause he tells funny jokes.
by naviryroring November 23, 2021

The most sweetest boy on the earth. He's kind, funny, cuddly, and just downright pretty. He has soft hair and wears hoodies all the time. He especially looks adorable in oversized hoodies. He may seem a little cold at first, but once you get to know him, he is incredibly sweet. You're so lucky to be dating him if you are. I love you so much my little angel. <3
by Hearts4Seb April 30, 2023
