plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.
At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.
by sophie's mama October 11, 2005
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Dick Sucking Lips

Large and supple lips, perfect for sucking dick - meant for it, in fact.
Man, that guy Chase Wallen has the biggest pair of Dick Sucking Lips I've ever seen on a man... Maybe he's meant for it...
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Red wine lips

When your lips are red from drinking red wine.
Dude, I just drank half a bottle of Merlot, hence the red wine lips.
by alpen19 July 01, 2011
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earl sweatshirts lip

Earl sweatshirts lip is the slug looking sack hanging above the top opening of his mouth. Often in comparison to the size of his penis.
God damn, I wonder if earl sweatshirts lip is as big as his dick.
by garry_gattchamom July 03, 2022
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Louisiana Leaf Lips

When a Female Inserts Chewing tobacco into her Vagina and the male proceeds to eat her out and sounds like a Ford F250, and has a Cousin Brother.
Last night during the CMT Awards my sister gave me louisiana leaf lips.
by WHOKNOWSYOU32 May 23, 2018
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Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace
by Airdon2 March 28, 2011
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