July 17th

July 17th is national handjob day

Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?

Other boy: July 17th?

Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day

by Godly chicken July 12, 2022

July 14th

National husband/ boyfriend day

July 14th Is Have a nice day.

by Sara collin July 13, 2022

July 15

July 15th is a unfortunate day. Ofue decided to take his own life after a tragedy happened. We are all very, very sad and we pray that he is doing good in the afterlife.

Ofue died on July 15.

by ofue on july 15th July 14, 2022

July 15th

Abi’s birthday

Hey what’s today?
Oh, it’s july 15th which is abi’s birthday!

by ahaowowhsbjw July 14, 2022

July 23

The day fuckers were put together in a band called One Direction 🥳🎉🎉🎊

“It’s July 23rd let’s celebrate For there 12 year anniversary.”

by ImfinnaZayn July 14, 2022

Julie

julie is a mean fart doodoo head

"look its julie!"
"you mean big fart doodoo head?"

by iamcoolandhot2 July 15, 2022

July 17

July 17 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Friend 1: Hey! it's July 17 already!
Friend 2: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Friend 2: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022