jizz your way into hell January

It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell

I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!

by who_is_isabella December 30, 2018

January 22 national listen to music day

Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings

1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!

2:And?

1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!

by Mind less to insane January 21, 2021

National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th)

Analise's (Annalise, Analiese, etc.) everywhere deserve a special day where they get shown a little extra love, and January 17th is that day!!

"Yo, is that Analise?"
"Yeah I think it is, why?"
"Bro it's National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) , the day we get to ask analise if she wants a kiss"

by magazinefein January 12, 2021

January 20th 2009 4:00 am

The moment a beautiful goddess was born.

On January 20th 2009 4:00 am a goddess was born.

by fdsdftghjiuhygtfrdesdrftyhujiu November 7, 2019

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.

hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

by junijixx07 January 24, 2022

January 15; National Bite a Sibling Day

go bite that sibling!

hey sibling *CHOMP*
ow that hurt!
hah it’s January 15; National Bite a Sibling Day

by i’m the koolest of them all January 15, 2021

January February March April May June July August September October November December

Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.

My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

by tecopux October 29, 2021