stalking-horse bid

An initial offer on a bankrupt company's assets by a potential buyer choosen by the fallen company.

Pete: I heard Cogswell Cog's is going bankrupt.

John: Yes, I heard Spacely Sprockets put a bid in to buy them.

Pete: Yeah I heard that too... but the way I heard it, Spacey just put in a stalking-horse bid and may not want Cogswell at all.

by kaptaindave October 15, 2008

chocolate horse grab

when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Reverse Charlie Horse

When a male's balls tighten ,and he ejaculates out of his asshole.

Bro I was in the bathroom......and I did a reverse Charlie Horse -_-

My nuts hurt cuz of that reverse Charlie Horse >.<

by Timken April 12, 2013

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

Course my horse

Basically another version of totes my goats

Mom: are all your chores done?
Child: Course my horse.

by [insert username] May 09, 2015

Go fuck a horse

You couldnt if you tried

m8 i told barry to go fuck a horse yesterday but he went for a beer instead

by _QuebeC_ April 19, 2017

bloody sex horse

a collection of random words that are meaningless to other people but meaningful to close friends.

M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?

B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it

M: you disgust me

by phillipine king December 07, 2009