Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

cranky goat

When you done got yourself goat and you forgot to feed it so it rams you. Everybody has been there. Its so simple.

Well I barely had enough cash for the goat and I couldnt afford food, and whilst pondering a new moonshine recipe my cranky goat rammed me.

by KILLERKTM May 14, 2015

GOAT

Khalid

A goat is Khalid he is the epitome of an incredible listener— an amazing advice gifter, and someone who shares the same interests. A somali king with a gifted soul, his kind words touch the heart. Like LeBron James, Khalid is a true GOAT— unmatched in greatness, wisdom, and leadership

by lebronjamesisagirl January 10, 2025

floaty goat

when a penis floats in a body of water (usually a bathtub)

"yeah man I was taking a bath yesterday and I had a floaty goat"

by darewe August 1, 2023

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010

Goat

Goat, Aka Playboi Carti

"Yo have you heard the goat's new album?"
"Who is the goat?"
"Carti dumbass"

by Let me honk your horns pls October 30, 2021

Al Goat Simulator

People who are called al goat simulator are usually pale white boys with a strong nose and they look like they have durable skulls like a goat.

Khalat:"AL GOAT SIMULATOR"
the goat simulator: "cmon man"

by CommandGames February 23, 2023