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Facebook tennis

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010
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Facebook Fantard

When you post a question on a celeb's Facebook fan page and actually expect them to reply.
Example of a Facebook Fantard:

Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?

A:
by surf fantard December 10, 2012
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Facebook Cuck

When a man’s wife looks at another man’s Facebook profile, diddles herself, and makes her husband jack off while she diddles herself.
Bryan is a Facebook Cuck when his wife diddles herself to Brian’s Facebook profile picture and makes Bryans jerk off.
by Ron Don April 4, 2023
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Facebook-Amnesia

When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.
Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!
by Glendora July 7, 2011
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Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
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facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.
I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.
by bethm March 1, 2012
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Facebook reburn

When you're scrolling down your news feed to see what's happened since you last checked and hit photos / statuses that you've already seen. This is followed by a sense of remorse and pity for your perceived lack of social life, tinged by anger at your friends for not posting more new stuff to keep you entertained.
Tristan logged on, saw his notifications, and got excited at the thought of all the new things that must have happened since his last logon. He only got 20 seconds of scrolling in before he hit the deja vu photos and logged off in sadness. This is known as Facebook reburn.
by Suite 2B41 January 25, 2013
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