Facebook Rappers

One who posts one "rap" every status. These "raps" are usually very conceited and are trash. The people who post these think they "got mad rhymes", may be a part of a made up rap group and think they will make it big. But the truth is, they are just Facebook Rappers.

Everybody love me so why u be hatin, oh u mad I thought tht u be happy I made it
Facebook Rappers Unanimous

by Jevito August 15, 2011

Facebook Battleship

Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.

Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.

by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013

Facebook Spelunking

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.

Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.

by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013

Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011

Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.

I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.

by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023

Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.

"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."

by arkadict February 15, 2012

facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.

Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!

by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012