black ear

A fictional sickness that has the potential of being a great excuse to call in sick or avoid a social event.

Jack: Wanna come to Ryan's party this Friday?

Ned: Can't dude black ear got me...

Jack: Jesus...ol' black ear snuck up on ya again eh?

by rickbillralphpetersteve April 08, 2009

BLACK EAR

WHEN A BLACK ASS NIGGA CANT HEAR YOU SAY SOMTHING CRYSTAL CLEAR 3 TIMES INA ROW AND IGNORES EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE YOU SAY TILL YOU HIT THEM. CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.

hey munmun where's the guild base ....muns where's the guild base ..... munsumi where's the guild base! COLE YOU FUCKING CUNT WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE. I SWEAR YOU HAVE BLACK EAR CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.

by I_give_facts June 13, 2024

BLACK EAR

When a black ass nigga cant fucking hear you when you say something multiple times. THEY HAVE TO BE BLACK OR HAVE BLACK IN THEM TO SAY THIS.

HEY COLE WHERES THE FUCKING GUILD BASE? WICKEDGAMER23 WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE? COLE: HUH?

I SWEAR YOU HAVE FUCKING BLACK EAR YOU BLACK ASS.

by I_give_facts June 13, 2024

Louisiana Ear Plug

When you fuck a girl in her ear

“Did you do the Louisiana ear plug” “yea her ear was so tight”

by cngmythic December 16, 2023

cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.

Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.

by thrayl August 06, 2008

Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”

“What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”

by AfraidofMrBean May 02, 2019

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 07, 2019