douche oven

the product of covering oneself or one's partner with a collection of blankets, creating an "oven", thereby trapping the contents of a queef. Similar to a dutch oven.

Dude, Jenn totally douche ovened me last night. It smelled like dead opossum.

by Billy Bob Balinski September 25, 2011

zombie douche

The overly popular characterization and adaptations of zombies into ones life, whom more than likely than not, is a whiny little emo fuck.

that kid is such a zombie douche!

by power deamon October 9, 2007

Douche Wagon

A wagon that transports Douche Bags.

Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.

by GraduallyNevele December 9, 2010

Douche-Fag

an incredible annoying person who deserves being called more than a douche bag and more than a fag therefore douche-fag is the perfect amount of insulting for this situation!

Tim: dude did you just see that guy cut me off?

Randy: what a douche-fag!

by minim3 May 23, 2009

GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki January 13, 2007

douche pelican

Someone who complains and or mooches off all the time or complains constatly and not doing anything sabout it (flinging their shit) or (disposing their douche) "Douche Pelican" because pelicans shit every where and on everyone. It could really be any kind of bird...it just has to be one that shits alot.

"Oh i dont have a job blah blah...boo hoo...i need money...can i have $5"
"No you fucking Douche Pelican!!!!!"

by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006

Douch Fag

A comination of the word douch bag and the word Fag often pionted as an insalt .. but can also mean that a gay guy uses a douch baag

Matieu is a douch fag

by BSnipes57 May 8, 2009