creeping cow

A lactating woman on all fours is milked while crawling around the room.

I totally went home with that milf last night and did the creeping cow.

by MyLittleWarlock September 3, 2017

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.

City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.

by aolslayer September 26, 2017

challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.

I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.

by Matty Ace October 1, 2017

feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.

Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"

by UntamedFox October 12, 2017

grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows

Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.

by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017

Cow Snot

Another term for being really high.

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"

by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017

Milking the Cow

The act of jerking off four guys at once.

I hear lots of men are in to "milking the cow".

by Winnie The Dump April 21, 2017