that darn cat

(1) One of the worst movies ever, which was actually remade for unknown reasons by Disney in the early 90s. Involves the adventures of a girl searching for a cat. That's it. The ONLY movie worse than this shit is Kangaroo Jack.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.

(1)Dude 1: "What's on TV?"
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

The cat's balls

The best person ever, a winner, someone who is a pro.

Thank you for taking out the trash honey, you are the cat's balls!

by greselda1234 October 13, 2010

Bag of cats

Crazy, wild, loud, violent.

Screw the box of chocolates, life is like a bag of cats!

by Msdmd526 July 23, 2012

Cat in a pool

Trying to get your nuts in a girls ass while getting your penis in her pussy at the same time. Like a Dog in a bathtub, but much harder to do.

We tried the Dog in a Bath Tub, but that wasn't crazy enough fou us, so we tried the Cat in a Pool.

by oneway April 20, 2009

cat napping

A common sexual practice.
This involves taking naps between acts of sexual intercourse in order to recover and gain an energy boost for the next session. Couples may drift between sleeping and sexual intercourse numerous times with no verbal communication or other activities outside of the bedroom.
This is probably the most productive way a couple could spend a sunday. I.e. in bed and fucking.

Joe: How was your weekend man?

Peter: Pretty mad... spent all of Saturday and Sunday cat napping with the missus.

Joe: Awesome... wish I had a cat........

Peter: ?

by qorn48 July 6, 2011

The cat in the hat

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.

Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!

by Ten Wangmo September 18, 2012

Cat Killer

A person who is too curious for their own good. Derived from the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat."

A: "Aren't you curious to know why John and his girlfriend broke up? You should try to ask him."

B: "Hey, I'm no cat killer."

by Paylardo March 1, 2011