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during an orgy one male stands with his legs spread. Woman and/or transvestites crawl through the mans open legs. During which the man excretes feces and urine on to the passing humanoids.
We had a car wash and it was a lot of fun.
by vasdfvd dsafgasdfds November 24, 2004
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Yellow Car Game

The yellow car game is a game that is played when one is on the road.

One calls out a yellow car and they only get a point if someone else sees it

Buses and taxis don't count
John: Let's play the Yellow Car Game

Steve: okay

John: Yellow car!

Steve: I can't see it, so it doesn't count
by thunderstunned12 March 16, 2009
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Jump in my car

The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.
"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"
by Holly Holly Wood September 14, 2008
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Naked car wash

A place where naked women will wash your car for you.
Lets use that naked car wash.
by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010
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Connecticut Car Accident

When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum
Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.
by Opium Den February 26, 2009
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Dragons Fucking Cars

An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.

Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
by Efurion October 18, 2020
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Redneck Car Wash

A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."
by iroc78 March 11, 2009
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