Failboat Captain 

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

Failboat Captain by Comanche Man August 16, 2008

Shrimp Boat Captain 

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".

Shrimp Boat Captain by C.S.Lewis January 18, 2008

The Captain Morgan Stance

While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.

Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.

Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!

The Captain Morgan Stance by Conz313 June 12, 2009

Tuna Boat Captain 

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

Tuna Boat Captain by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010

arse captain 

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

arse captain by big fraze June 20, 2008

Percussion Captain 

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

Percussion Captain by Person :)! September 11, 2009

Sub Captain 

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".

Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.

Sub Captain by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012