california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.

I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.

by Insaneiare February 25, 2017

CaliColo

A person who resigns in between Colorado and California.

Adam rolled a calicolo blunt .

by Floridany February 26, 2017

carlitos enrigue

Carlitos Enrique is a cute boy . he's smart, cool and nice.all the girls will fall in love with him because he is the cutest kind in school .he wears glasses . the glasses makes him look more cuter .carlitos loves there friends

Carlitos enrigue the boy I like said that he likes me omg I'm so happy

by Adriana._.love._. March 22, 2017

california chest rub

Rubbin they chest so hard it gets sunburned like in california also they nut

Tiffany gave a California Chest Rub to Ben

by Nattyp23 April 5, 2017

California Necktie

When your friend puts his dick over your shoulder and you wear it like a necktie.

My buddy Tim gave me a California Necktie while I wasn't looking.

by Yankees10407 April 14, 2017

California Standoff

A double jerk consisting of two men. First to fire wins. Ready, Aim, Rub!

That hurts, Jimmy. Rub slower so I can win this California Standoff.

by Mr. OJay May 21, 2017

california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish

That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo

by Undiedstick June 14, 2017