Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021

Cracker hole

The first thing a white boy shows you is the hole he punched in his wall one time when he was mad.

See also, Glory hole

This is where I lost my shit and left this cracker hole .

by Chase White April 8, 2017

Dune cracker

An Australian person, especially those living in the Outback

That dune cracker is fighting a kangaroo! Call PETA!

by buttfart33 May 23, 2025

Crackers

Old cold hearted white people with a gun that hate people with a different color skin.

Billy-Lets go find a African American
Sam-.....
Billy-(Drunk)Shoot me
African Americans -Why?
Police- why would I help them if they don't respect me?
African American- When stop them from killing us.
Billy-Fuck you nigger (shoot AF in back)
Police...
Sam-thats what he get Crackers

by Realistplanet01 May 18, 2021

Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024

Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque

Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed

by Chris fischer April 21, 2022

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018