A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.
“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”
A type of subculture popular on the social media app TikTok,
typically the girls have: bangs, shorter hair, sometimes dyed, darker colored or pastel clothing, some sort of face piercing
boys have: longer curly hair, baggy sweaters , beanies and sometimes face piercings
styles can be compared to emo or "softboys" and usually both parties have some kind of interest in anime
To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.
This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.
a time of day most often nigh time where a boy/man starts to think about everything in life which leads to sadness due to the realization of mistakes and past encounters with other people. Basically rethinking life and thinking about all the negativity in their life.