Epic Beard Man

A fucking racist asshole that decided to pick on a poor black man just because of his race. When the man defended himself, he got a thrashing from the older man and required medical assistance. Police further investigated the story and found out that the elder man was on drugs and mentally unstable at the time. A sad sack of shit, poor excuse for a living being. Gives a bad name to white people, and perpetuates the idea that all black people are ignorant. One word: Obama.

He is epic as in Epic Fail Beard Man.

White supremacists, go fuck yourselfs.

EBM: I'm a 67 year old unstable racist asshole on drugs. I will beat you up because you are black. When you retaliate, I will kill you.

Black guy: What the fuck did you say about my race?
EBM: Shut the fuck up. *beats him up*
Black guy: you are sued. Didn't even kill me, haha racist ass hole. Enjoy your days in jail, retard.
EBM: Nooo I'm such a Nazi fucktard, why am I so fucking racist and stupid? I am not an epic beard man!

by Anonymous1610 September 18, 2010

Beadsmith

A beadsmith is someone who smiths beads. They often wear colored beads around their necks.

Man 1: Hey, those are some nice beads!

Beadsmith: I know! I made them myself!

Man 1: You must be a beadsmith!

Beadsmith: Why yes, I am!

by Beadsmith April 6, 2010

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 4, 2011

Beard Shadow

When your beard is so massive and manly that it begins to stand out in your shadow.

Friend 1: Hey man what do you think of my beard?
Friend 2: Man get that bitch ass little beard outta my sight, that thing doesn't even have its own beard shadow.

by Skunkjewce November 7, 2014

bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016

Gandalfs beard

When a gentleman ejaculates on a females throat. no higher then her jawline tho. cause the effect of a long stringy white beard.

you can call me bilbo cause i gave that fuckin ho gandalfs beard last night.

by JamersAllenJones September 23, 2009

Gingery beard

Eats, sleeps, and watches t.v. Likes baseball. Steals souls.

Woah, look at that gingery beard. I bet he has no soul.

by baby eater45567 December 11, 2010