half-hearted jab

non commited fingering of the anus.

"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 19, 2009

Half-Way Rule

When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.

"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule

by AgentPtheBA April 2, 2013

Half Day King

A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.

This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.

Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.

by YourMate84 March 25, 2010

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Half-Blood Prince

The Half-Blood Prince (HPB) is:

1) The sixth of seven planned installments in the Harry Potter series of books.
2) A character in the Harry Potter universe.

1) "Hey, have you read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince yet?"

2) "Can you believe (blank) was revealed to be the half-blood prince?"

by TeeveesBella September 12, 2005

half loaf bus

A small truncated school bus or mini bus body on a small truck frame. Usually used to transport mentally challenged/retarded folk wearing hockey like helmets. Usually travels well under the speed limit on major highways. Usually the "special ed bus." Many times, a half loaf bus passengers are drooling out the windows.

Small stunted school bus almost exclusively used in transporting special needs people. Also known as "the short bus." These half loaf busses look like half loaves of bread.

by Zippyjet July 9, 2006

half breed bastard

Someone fucker that is half black, half white.

look at that half breed bastard robbing that corner shop!

by SammyG145 April 15, 2014