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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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Alyssa
noun / vibe / low-key mastermind

Alyssa is the kind of person who looks effortlessly cool without trying. Often spotted wearing a black top—frequently a henley—because comfort, confidence, and quiet rebellion are a lifestyle, not a phase. Alyssa gives off “I know who I am” energy: observant, witty, creative, and just mysterious enough to make people lean in when she talks.

Secretly (or not so secretly), Alyssa is a puppet master—not in a villain way, but in a strategic, chess-not-checkers way. She sees patterns others miss, nudges situations gently, and somehow everything works out exactly how she predicted. Rarely loud, never sloppy, always three steps ahead.
Example:
“I thought that was my idea…”
“Yeah… Alyssa planted it last week.”
by Roxanne5 February 6, 2026
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Alyssa

An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym
“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning
by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025
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Alissa

A very large women who squirts pepper palace sauce out of her ass. Alissa is one who never walks only uses a scooter, but most likely breaks it because of her large size. If you ever encounter a large Alissa, you might want to run because she will eat or sit on you, resulting in death immediately.
Woah did you see that big bitch, yeah that’s Alissa.
by Tanya & Craig April 1, 2025
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Alissa

“Man Alissa is such a sassy small mouth
What’s that”
by Old Broom April 1, 2025
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Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."
by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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Alyssa Mckay

A butterface influencer with a ridiculously fat ass made for gangbanging but a horrific face.
Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!
by personnotareal6 May 6, 2025
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