The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
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noun / vibe / low-key mastermind
Alyssa is the kind of person who looks effortlessly cool without trying. Often spotted wearing a black top—frequently a henley—because comfort, confidence, and quiet rebellion are a lifestyle, not a phase. Alyssa gives off “I know who I am” energy: observant, witty, creative, and just mysterious enough to make people lean in when she talks.
Secretly (or not so secretly), Alyssa is a puppet master—not in a villain way, but in a strategic, chess-not-checkers way. She sees patterns others miss, nudges situations gently, and somehow everything works out exactly how she predicted. Rarely loud, never sloppy, always three steps ahead.
noun / vibe / low-key mastermind
Alyssa is the kind of person who looks effortlessly cool without trying. Often spotted wearing a black top—frequently a henley—because comfort, confidence, and quiet rebellion are a lifestyle, not a phase. Alyssa gives off “I know who I am” energy: observant, witty, creative, and just mysterious enough to make people lean in when she talks.
Secretly (or not so secretly), Alyssa is a puppet master—not in a villain way, but in a strategic, chess-not-checkers way. She sees patterns others miss, nudges situations gently, and somehow everything works out exactly how she predicted. Rarely loud, never sloppy, always three steps ahead.
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An Alyssa is always so gorgeous and beautiful and tall and skinny queen and slaying the day away usually found eating healthy food and in the gym
“Oh look at that Alyssa she’s stunning”
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Get the Alissa mug.absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
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