Adam

A baddie with no friends but has a fatty
He loves me my name is Laiba all u other snakes keep ur pants on he’s mine back off slags.
Adam has my heart and I want him so bad, can’t wait to be sat on his willy haha hehe

He loves to role play

Laiba: omg Adam!
Adam: hey baby gorl I want you so bad

Laiba: god I love you
Adam: I love you more sugar plum ahaha hehe *looks at camera* ahah that was chill and I’m just a chill guy *looks back* come here kitten give daddy a kissy

by Adamsdirtyslut December 19, 2024

Adam

I love you so much that I hate myself for not being the one you can love...

Kocham Cię Adam, pamiętaj o tym.

by Twolayersoffear November 25, 2021

Adam

Adam usually likes to bang bitches in the bathroom of a drag bar. Smokes fat chronic blunts and chugs 12 ounce beers in the kitchen.

He has small feet and about a 3” ding a ling. He masturbates in the bathtub.

Did you see Adam riding nude on his Honda Ruckus?

by MTyaloo December 7, 2022

Liam BK Adam

A fat kid with a small floppy dick who everyone goons to, he is the best friend of the aura master Hayden

Wow i just gooned to Liam BK Adam

by Hayden McCulloch February 12, 2025

Adam Met

The brains and the looks of the amazing band AJR!

"I'm a huge fan of AJR, my favorite member is Adam Met!"

by A Schlatt Fan January 7, 2023

adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.

"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013

Dirty Adam

Adam is a person with a massive dick whom girls constantly flirt with. Common girlfriends are Grace, Hannah, Gabrielle and Amber.

No way, that's Dirty Adam

by TheRealAnonDon May 19, 2024