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chilli hand

Chilli powder on your hand and have a wank!!! Feel the pain! Feel the burn!
Had a cheeky chilli hand last night. I'm very sore down there today
by Chilli Hand April 15, 2015
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Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.
"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"
by Good @ cards May 30, 2015
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Money Hands

That nasty metallic smell that gets on your hands after handling change. One can also contract Money Hands from touching certain types of metal that give you the same smell on your hands. Rusty metal or unclean metal that is touched frequently (e.g. a bathroom door handle) will often give a person Money Hands.
Oh crap, I needed another ten cents, so I gave the cashier a dime and now I've got money hands.
by MozillaBruh September 17, 2015
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hand battling

Fist-fighting
One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.
by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015
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hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."
What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.
by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster November 23, 2015
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dinosaur hands

A common side effect of stimulant abuse which presents as cramped tendons in the wrist and hands. The hand will become stuck in a position resembling the forearm of a T-Rex
"I popped too many at the club last night, now I'm looking like a baby T-rex with these dinosaur hands."
by TBAGGINSES March 9, 2016
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared
by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016
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