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Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.
This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
mugGet the Tard Lanemug.

Tard

A little girl named Cale Gillingham who can't take criticism and his go too favourite word are Bitch & Dweeb because he's insecure about himself
Cales such a tard, he's looking for reactions on social media because his misses is fed up of his childish traits, he's such a tard
by Unknown-Vibrations September 16, 2024
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Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic

A term used by previous Generations to describe the FEELINGS of THIS generation.
This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!
by DheezNutzz April 3, 2024
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Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!
He is such a hot-tard!
by Boogiesbaby June 20, 2015
mugGet the Hot-tardmug.

Techno-tard

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!
by buzzworkz January 8, 2018
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Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
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Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.
He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..
by Krythm81 April 10, 2024
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