shitting sheets

the time during which someone is a baby or very young. comes from how babies tend to poop in their sheets.

Dinosaurs were around when Larry King was shitting sheets.

by purplehater October 19, 2008

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing

"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"

by Conkyboii May 24, 2018

Pieces of shit

Noun- To describe a FUCKED up situation one has put him and/ or herself into and/or through.

Bro! WHAT THE PIECES OF SHIT BRO! Where da fuck did all my money go!!! ?(Strip club)

by Whetzelpretzel21 July 12, 2016

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Shit slob

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.

It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

Shit-brat

A shitty person who is comprised of being a brat/ or who is also a brat

Riley is self absorbed in herself at the expense of others, she is a shit-brat

by Brutesarcasm July 18, 2021