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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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Shit Pussy

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Having some shit pussy in the penitentiary is more important than drankin water man

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On Some Daddy shit

Overall daddy shit, alpha mannerisms, gigachad energy
"ay bro thanks for paying for my food and taking me out to eat. You on some daddy shit"
"you got a big ass head!!, On some daddy shit" -Bryan Solano
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shit

Although "shit" is used in english speaking countries to refer to poop, it is used in french slang to refer to the cannabis resin, along with the words "cons", "pillon", "frappe". It is also used in "verlan", a form of french slang that is inverting syllabes of a word. Therefore, it becomes "teushi".
J'ai choppé ce shit à un pote de mon frère.
I bought this cannabis resin from a friend of my brother
by Phoeh August 6, 2022
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Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.
“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”
by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022
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Westwind Shit

A colossal shit left in the toilet due to lack of flushing power provided by the toilet in question. Typically football sized- highly respected and valued among young adults and elderly alike. Originates from the high volume of colossal shits placed in the Camp Westwind restrooms.
“That’s a Westwind Shit right there
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gawd awful shit

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.

2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.

2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
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