Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

you

ugly

you are ugly

by emememememmemem October 14, 2018

respectfully dislike you

When you dislike someone but still have respect for them.

I respectfully dislike you <3
“Fair enough”

by Av<33 August 22, 2021

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

by Jordatha March 23, 2017

Fuck You

It means <<Hello >> in english

Person1: Hello, there
Person2: Fuck you

by Paramadakis December 1, 2020

Happy-go-fuck-you

A person who outwardly appears happy and nice but acts condescending and passive aggressively.

Our waiter looked so nice at first but he had a real happy-go-fuck-you attitude.

What’s wrong with her? She seemed so cool at first but then her happy-go-fuck-you personality really came out.

Have you guys seen Randy lately? Ever since he came back from that two-year trip to London he’s changed into a happy-go-fuck-you kinda guy.

by abomassalbinkie March 31, 2021