sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off

"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"

by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022

yo that shit is huge

michaels penis is ginormous omg

"yo that shit is huge" said anthony to michhael

by zigthegreat October 8, 2022

GTS ! " Google that shit"

When you can be bothered to explain something to anyone that will take an extraordinary amount of time to explain.

GTS, How do I get a personalized license plate for my car? You need to GTS ! " Google that shit"

by ewanders1 October 10, 2022

KRUPS shit

A liquid shit pouring out with a coughing sputter at the end.

Corn chowder for dinner last night and a KRUPS shit at the work this morning. Half the office the office thought it was coffee break.

by Nolan Swipples October 10, 2022

Shitness

It’s basically just shit

Omg! The new guy is just shitness

by DJDABBY October 11, 2022

Bucket of shit

When you're dealing with a bunch of connected issues (usually at work) that are not really your problem but you now have to resolve it.

Joe: I heard John resigned yesterday? Doesn't he report to you?

Jane: Yes, I tried to deal with that bucket of shit because HR did not. However, John had already made up his mind!

by Master_Bate October 11, 2022

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022