Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Shit Sniffing Bitch

a person(s) who constantly suck up to others such as tutors, other students and or employers mainly used in the yorkshire region of England.

She is a right shit sniffing bitch
beth and fran are right shit sniffing bitchs
he's alwasy shit sniffing the boss

by fissymintch November 28, 2010

shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

Shit

Just. Shit

That’s shit

by Nazbol November 16, 2020

Shit Show

See Kodye's Garage

Kodye's little circus clowns turned her garage into a complete shit show.

by UncleAdRock July 2, 2019

Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)

Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.

by Reglet June 4, 2025

Shit-chat

Verb: Chatting on mobile devices while defecating

I am always busy during the day. The only time that I can get in touch with my friends is when I shit-chat.

by Textretary September 2, 2013