Fucking up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris

by LôKî™ September 16, 2005

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.

"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)

by Misters Danny Dutra and Dickball Macleod September 19, 2008

UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY

THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY: Unleash it upon your enemies and watch them crumble beneath your rage.

Man 1: *Runs up to friend* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dieing man: The fury...he fucking unleashed it *death...*
Man 3: I WILL UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY ON YOU TOO IF I NEED TOO!

by HelloKinky June 5, 2009

I give 0 fucks

Means that the person that this refers to gives absoultey no fuck about something/anything

I give 0 fucks the cops came

by Bromar July 18, 2011

Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad

Phone wrings:

You: YEs

Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt

by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S COCK April 29, 2022

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

Fuck off you cunt

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.

Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"

by Labiosexon February 3, 2020