assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

snatched you up

I cannot believe some nice woman has not snatched you up

I cannot believe some nice woman has not snatched you up

by Gene64 July 23, 2022

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

No you

What you say to win a arguement

Jim: your gay
Me: No you

by Thedeadbananainfoernitexxx8969 July 12, 2019

Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

Never Gonna Give You Up

It's known as a meme made by a singer rick Asstley and has been a hit meme which is "YoU hAvE bEeN RiCkRoLlEd"
so yeah you fucking got rickrolled too

Never Gonna Give You Up bitch!

by The Fucking Collins Dictionary June 2, 2021