Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass
Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

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Miss Katie Payne
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Devious Little Shit

"Oh, wow, Kahogo Valentino Tekina over there is such a Devious Little Shit!"
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Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩
My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.
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Shit on Theelke

Theekle is a victim

Shit on Theelke
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Doug Shit

The stuff that one guy at work does that should get him fired but somehow doesn't.
Boss: "Hey, who broke the saw cutting 3 plates at once?"

Worker: "You know who. He's always up to some Doug Shit."
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Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.
Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?
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shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.
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