Are you tickling my balls?

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.

Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

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Get the Are you tickling my balls?mug.

What about YOU

What about YOU AOC? Do you have a spicy Latina clapback for "Dead Indian kid because he told the truth about stealing but you want to lie to spite me so I don't get paid for AI?" Is there a spicy Latina clapback for that? Because we all know you read some of it. Right? And YOU reading some of it un front of the senate you confirm that the other senators are aware peripherally at least.

Hym "So what about YOU? You got anything for that one? You want to make a public statement on YouTube or anything about that or do you not want to talk about the refusal to speak about the guy who is being stolen to LEADING UP TO his death. Because the refusal to talk about it was happening BEFORE the kid blew the whistle and died. So DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW OR AFTER MOR KIDS DIE AOC? Because there was a BEFORE here. So you did SOMETHING for 3 years before that guy died. I was here. I've been reporting everything that has been happening here. In that 3 years I had as much of an audience as I have had now. I've been saying the thing the WHOLE time. I likened it to stealing my purse. My purse is being stolen THAT OTHER GUY CONFIRMS THAT IT'S HAPPENING, DIES (mysteriously the parents claim it was murder), AOC does what? What does AOC do there? Where are the Indian lives matter protests AOC?"

by Hym Iam October 12, 2025

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You didn't think you had to do anything about it

And you DID. And I... MOST CERTAINLY DO. Because the thought of what the rest of my life is going to BE LIKE... FILLS YOU WITH SADISTIC GLEE and the fact that you are like that makes Jordan Peterson weep like a little bitch.

Hym "You didn't think you had to do anything about it AND YOU DID. And now you want to BLAME ME for the risk it created for YOU and YOUR VERMIN CHILDREN while ignoring the risk THIS present to me as though I don't have a right to do anything about it. I don't have to pick another option and KENDRA DOES BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You had to do it. I didn't have to do it the right way. I didn't have to ask. And YOU DIDN'T and that's on you. This was the best that the AI creating genius could come up with and it's better than your pieces of shit deserve what YOU DESERVE... Is to bury more of your kids. But MUCH LIKE MISSY DILSNER BARLOW HAD TO DO WITH HER HUSBAND WHILE SHE SCHEDULES HERSELF FOR A 1 HOUR SHIFT AT A GROUP HOME WHERE THERE IS REASONABLE SUSPICION THAT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THE RETARD AND ON A DAY WHERE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER MANAGER AND THE ONLY CLIENT AT THE HOUSE IS THE RETARD THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING... I'll settle for you begrudgingly paying for my contribution to AI and then doing what the people around me SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

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If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?

Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...

JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

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