Fake You

When someone else is acting like you and then catfishs someone into having sex over Instagram DMS

Omg you have a fake you!!

by djsjsbd March 25, 2019

I hate everything about you

A song by Three Days Grace, "I Hate Everything About You" is one of those "its not a phase mom" songs. The song was released on April 28th, 2003. Some people hate Three Days Grace but I personally like them. This song is loved by the emos and rockers.

Jake: "Every time we lie awake..."
Johnnie:"Yo dude is that Three Days Grace debut single "I Hate Everything About You?"
Jake:"Heck yea dude!"

by RedHotChiliPeppersLuvr December 31, 2023

i remember you was conflicted

poem

i remember you was conflicted
misusing your influence
sometimes I did the same
abusing my power, full of resentment
resentment that turned into a deep depression
found myself screaming in the hotel room
i didn’t wanna self destruct
the evils of lucy was all around me
so I went running for answers

by bushy2932 January 22, 2025

San Diego thank you

When you kiss someone while on the toilet

“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you

by Crazylittlefucker April 25, 2023

Tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.

To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).

Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.

by birdhelpman March 28, 2023

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

How to tell if a girl likes you

The girl will like you if she's known you for a decent amount of time and can't help but smile whenever your near. You may think she doesn't like you because she denied it once but in reality she was too embarrassed to say the truth. She will look at you any chance she gets and loves when you make her laugh. Girls like if you defend them and talk to them even if it's just to ask them for a spare pen. The smallest things matter. Shoot your shot or hint to her.

Tips on how a girl may act if she likes you. How to tell if a girl likes you

by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023